My iPhone

It was a hand me down... But I check this thing about every 30 minutes
to an hour.. The Batt is running down so I keep it plugged in alot...
One funny story... I went to the store in my pajamas.... Which is
normal. Never in my robe... Like the dude. I had a list of a few
things ... Stopped at the beer isle.. Natty was waaay better than
miller that day... Grab it and go on about my list... Check out and
get to the car.... Load up and check my pockets.... Shit! No phone.
Check the car thinking I didn't take it... Scramble into the store...
Went down the isles.. Luckily laying on top of a natty light 30
pack... Cheers to beer for protecting my phone!

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