Some things. . .

First a joke sent to me from my good friend Jes . . .

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


nice one . . .

Congrats to my ol' buddy Red and his top 20 Americana Station at Live365.com. "Teaching you that there's more to the internet than just porn, You're listening to the SKYLINE RADIO."

And I got all these damn shows I wanna go see or definitely AM going to see. . . Average of about one a week.

Tomorrow - Randy Rogers Band at the WD - prolly won't make it.
Saturday - the Magnificent MMB at the WD - I'm in fo sho
Tuesday the 31st - Adam Hood at Classics - payday and 5 dollar drown.
Wednesday the 1st - I wanna play with Chad at Bin73
Thursday the 9th - Nickelback in Wichita - already got tix.
Saturday the 11th - Split Lip Rayfield - Dont wanna miss it. - 10$
Saturday the 18th - JBS at the Weed in STW - I have always seen them around my BDay, and this is it.
Friday the 24th - MY BDAY, I want to see the South Austin Jug Band and Reckless at WD

And the Mrs. and I are going to start on a budget, and as much as it makes me cringe . . . it needs to happen. I mean it really NEEDS to happen. It is going to suck balls, but . . . it will be better in the long run after I kill some of this debt.

I am not looking forward to it at all.

Soo, we'll see what comes of it.
Man, just thinking about it makes me want to drink.

fuck.